A few days ago I posted about my drive back from work, and in response Josey dared me to respond to the border patrol agent in an amusing/possibly criminal way. And I swear I freakin' tried.
I pull up and instead of the standard "Are you a US citizen?" I simply get "go on through ma'am, and have a good evening. Instead of leaving well enough alone...
I respond, "Ah, c'mon, you didn't even ask me the right question".
He says, "Why...should I?"
I say, "No sir...but...hypothetically what would you do if I had said 'si'"
He looks me up and down and says "I've been doin' this for years I know a foreigner when I see one"
Little does he know I have a Canadian sitting next to me (here legally on a student visa I might add).
So, to bring this back to the point of my blog (infertility...duh...not just that I live in the middle of nowhere), I am looking for some new infertility related
Any Kama Sutra positions you would have like to experiment with to see if it helps?
Any strange concoctions you might have considered eating or drunking to add to the mix?
What about particular colors worn on a certain day? (I'm not really sure about that one)
Anything that thickens your lining, raises your progesterone, stimulates ovulation, increases cervical mucus, improves sex drive....The world is your oyster...
(Speaking of oysters, ritual animal sacrifice is out!)
Maybe there's something well known that I simply haven't heard of. Maybe there's something you've heard of, but not known anyone who's tried it. As I'm not currently under any particular regime I'm not committed to anything. Throw me your best suggestions.
Side note: I'm on day 4, so anything you're supposed to try from CD1 may be out.
Second side note: Check out my "Thing's I've tried" page to see if it has already been checked off my list or if you have some combo that you think might help.