I wouldn't say that I'm dieting right now, persay. I'm simply watching what I eat, portion controlling and whatnot.
However, last night I decided that I wanted to break rank and have a treat. It was probably too late at night to really be snacking, but for some reason I had a craving for a banana with chocolate.
You heard me right, a banana with chocolate syrup on it.
No, I'm not pregnant.
So, I slice up a banana into a bowl and cover it with chocolate syrup and proceed to eat it with a fork. It tastes a little funny, like sour or something. As I continue eating, I realize that it is the chocolate syrup that is sour.
With one bite left, I get up and go look at the bottle of chocolate syrup and realize it expired in August!...August, 2010!!!!!! two thousand and TEN!!!!! Shit :(
I guess this is the universe's way of telling me to stay on my "diet".
BTW, I've had the runs all morning and have to go to the gyno today for a pap smear.
PS: If you haven't already, now would be the time to look through your condiments in your fridge and dump the stuff that's expired. Especially things that have been expired for more than a year!